"Shadows of Dragons" Now Available in All Formats

And just like that, the trade paperback is out there.  I must say it's lovely.

Well?  Why are you reading this?  GO GET IT, for crying out loud!  

Happy reading, guys...Rebecca

Book V, Shadows of Dragons, Now Available on eBook!

Hey guys!  We finally finished Book V of the Dragonspawn Legacy series, entitled "Shadows of Dragons."  It's available in eBook format and is ready for download at your favorite retailer!  We will also update the links on our "Purchase Our Books."  Enjoy!

Happy July 4th Weekend!

Hey guys! It's summer, and it's time to celebrate the 4th of July! While you're waiting for your grill to heat up, waiting for the fireworks to start, or just crashing in your backyard hammock, why not enjoy a good book...or 4? Book 1 of The Dragonspawn Legacy is available for FREE download and Book 2 is available for $0.99, both at www.smashwords.com! Or click on the "Shop Now" button to be taken to our website (https://farcrutchproductions.blogspot.com), where you can be directed to the shopping mecca of your choice! Happy 4th, everyone!

Paperbacks are Available at our Local Indie Bookseller!

Hey, Frederick Maryland!  Our friends at The Curious Iguana, Frederick's indie bookseller has copies of our entire series!  We know, because we just replenished them!  Stop in, ask for the local author section, and pick up a copy or two...or four!

Prices Dropped on E-Books!

Howdy readers,

I just realized I never put up the post for Christmas, where we dropped the price of the E-Books.  (That's what happens when you go to Disney World for Thanksgiving and are in freak-out mode for Christmas when you get home.)  At any rate, the pricing still stands!  Click on "Purchase Our Books" and pick your preferred store link!  (Note that the free E-Book is only available through our friends at Smashwords.com - if you want Amazon to put it out for free, go tell them about it!) 

Enjoy...and Happy 2018 to all!

It's Autumn Again!

That means it's time for pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice, pumpkin coffee, pumpkin muffins...cloves, cinnamon, and ginger...bursts of gold and orange and burnt sienna...scarecrows, corn mazes, Halloween, hoodies, cider...I love it all, I'm so glad it's here! And I just noticed that I haven't put up an ad in a few weeks, so...*trumpet fanfare* HERE YOU GO!  We always get a boost on sales when I put up an ad, so go forth and tell your friends!  Or buy your own!

The Path Ecliptic (or Psychotic)

The eclipse is coming, the eclipse is coming!  It’s Eclipse 2017 Weekend, everyone, the time when the orbits of moon and sun bring them close enough to give each other a wicked high-five.  It’s gonna be cool.  It’s also time for people to completely lose their fucking minds. 

Traffic is already jacked up, and it’s only Sunday.  Grocery stores are wiped clean of bread, milk, toilet paper, and water.  Cops are warning people to keep their pot stashes at home and not to park on the highways.  Aliens are coming.    

Okay, look.  I know it’s been decades since a total eclipse of this magnitude has crossed the U.S.  But thanks to social media, the pilgrimage to “totality cities” around the country makes for laughable fodder.  Consider the following ridiculousness:

• Children won't watch the eclipse; they will instead be kept in classrooms because they Won’t Listen to Directions!  (Read about the attempts to THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN here.)
• Astrologers, those fortune-telling mages that can’t even predict the price of a candy bar correctly, tell us that the eclipse is coming after Donald Trump and the U.S.A. (Read about this celestial kidnapping here.)
• Aliens, Sasquatch, and his buddy "Sunsquatch" will appear out of nowhere.  Also, the planet Nibaru will destroy the Earth after the eclipse.  (Read about this sci-fi awesomeness here.)
• People ask terribly stupid questions, like “Can we reschedule the eclipse, I have plans that day” or “How did Wyoming get picked for totality?”  I've also been told Disney World patrons are asking if there will be a special viewing area.  These people vote.  No wonder the country is screwed.  (Read about this here. The Disney World comment doesn't appear because I was told about it personally.  No, really.)
• There are pages and pages on how to view the eclipse.  There are glasses available everywhere.  Bob’s Grocery Store has eclipse glasses.  And no, you can’t watch the eclipse with 3-D glasses.  (Read about this blindness-inducing stupidity here.)  If people don’t know by now that you can’t look at the sun directly during an eclipse, there is no hope for the human race, and maybe those astrologers are right, after all.
• And my personal favorite:  The 2017 Solar Eclipse is racist because the path is going over Trump voter states only.  The utter unfairness of it all can be read here.  I think this should be on a T-shirt.  

Make Eclipses Great Again!

Personally, I’m staying home and planning my viewing with my husband's little welding glass square, but I’ll watch most of it on TV.  You guys say hi to Elvis and E.T. for me.  

-- Rebecca